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Creative Cappuccino - The Quotes...

Here at Creative Cappuccino, we're more than pretty faces with a knack for making the best cappuccinos in town. We also have an amazing wealth of knowledge about coffee, including who's been talking about it. Here are some of our favorite quotes:

  • A mathemetician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Paul Erdos
  • Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. Alex Levine
  • I'll quite coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up. From the tv show Will & Grace
  • The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce. Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr., "Over the Teacups" 1891
  • Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with. Drew Sirtors
  • No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils. Henry Ward Beecher
  • I believe humans get a lot done, not because we're smart, but because we have thumbs so we can make coffee. Flash Rosenberg
  • Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever. David Letterman
  • This coffee falls into your stomach and straightaway there is a general commotion. Ideas begin to move like the battalions of the Grand Army of the battlefield and the battle takes place. Things remembered arrive at full gallop, ensuing to the wind. The light cavalry of comparisons deliver a magnificent deploying charge, the artillery of logic hurry up with their train and ammunition, the shafts of wit start up like sharpshooters.  Similes arise, the paper is covered with ink; for the struggle commences and is concluded with torrents of black water, just as a battle with powder. Honore de Balzac, The Pleasures and Pains of Coffee
  • A rhyme:
    • A fig for partridges and quails,
    • Ye dainties I nothing of ye;
    • But on the highest mount in Wales
    • Would choose in peace to drink my coffee.
      • Jonathon Swift
  • I think if I were a woman, I'd wear coffee as a perfume. John Van Druten
  • Be a coffee-drinking individual -- espresso yourself! Anonymous
  • Man does not live by coffee alone. Have a Danish! Anonymous
  • This coffee tastes like mud! Well, it was ground this morning. Anonymous
  • If it ain't caffienated, it ain't coffee! Anonymous
  • Coffee in England is just toasted milk. Anonymous
  • Ultimate officed automation -- networked coffee machines! Anonymous
  • Everybody should believe in something.  I believe I'll have another coffee. Anonymous
  • I like my coffee like my women: hot, strong, and steamy! Anonymous
  • All the coffee in Columbia won't make me a morning person. Anonymous
  • Do I like my coffee black? There are other colors?! Anonymous
  • I'd stop drinking coffee... but I'm no quitter! Anonymous
  • Given enough coffee, I could rule the world! Anonymous
  • I'd stop drinking coffee... but I'm no quitter! Anonymous
  • No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness. Anonymous
  • Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm. Anonymous
  • I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee. Anonymous
  • In America, you can buy bucket-sized cups of coffee in any flavor you like other than coffee-flavor. Anonymous
  • Good coffee should be black like the devil, hot like hell, and sweet like a kiss. Hungarian saying.
  • I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! Anonymous
  • Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. Anonymous
  • If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. Abraham Lincoln
  • You can tell when you have crossed the frontier into Germany because of the badness of the coffee. Edward VII
  • A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. Paul Erdos




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